Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

5 Italian guys from Long Island

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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