- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Women's rights

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

If life gives you lemonade.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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