- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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