Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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