- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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