- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

A chicken walked into the bar...

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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