- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

antonio has a penis head.lol

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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