What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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