- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Blacks

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

if you don't like this you're gay

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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