what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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