What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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