- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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