Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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