- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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