what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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Anti Joke

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