- Anti Joke

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How old is victor? Half past dead

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents