Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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