How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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men's rights activists

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Yellow People !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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