- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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