Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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