- Anti Joke

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.