a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...