If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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I'm so punny.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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