What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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Tunechi

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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woman's rights

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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kennah campion when she talks

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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