A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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