- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Who is big and stupid My brother

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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