- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

i found waldo.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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