- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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