Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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