" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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