- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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