Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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