I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Andoni was here

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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