- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

pull my finger (farts)

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

How many light bulbs? 1

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