What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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