Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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