whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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No antijoke here.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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