- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

guess what? bannanas

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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