- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

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