- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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