a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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