- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Pain Olympics.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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