- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 1+1? 69.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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