- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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