how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Anti Joke

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