What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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