- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Potassium? K.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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