Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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