- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Tony Romo

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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