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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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