Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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A house comes around the corner.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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