Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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