- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

pobody's nerfect

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

what's funny about war? nothing!

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