Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Chicken

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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A new born baby is left alone in his crib after a long day of playing, He gets taken out of his crib for his first meal with his grandparents, he is excited, His grandparents come in and after the usual praising of the child they sit down for dinner, They are having chicken, His mother puts the spoon to his mouth, He chews it and swallows it, It gets stuck in his throat and he suffocates and dies.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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