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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Badabing.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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