Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Death by kayak

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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