-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

David Cameron

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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