- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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