- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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