why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Cripples are lame.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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