What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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