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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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