why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Anti Joke

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