What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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