I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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