- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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