Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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TRICERATOPS!

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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