Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Anti Joke

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