- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

A chicken walks into a barn.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why so serious ?

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.