- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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