my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

womens rights.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Andoni was here

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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