Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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well use a tissue!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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no rasist joks

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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