roses are black violets are black i am blind

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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