What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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a black man pays his child support

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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