Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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