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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

a man was shot.... he died

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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