Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

antonio has a penis head.lol

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