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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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