The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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