What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Justin Bieber

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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