- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

NEVER

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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