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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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