- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

haha black people :D

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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