- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Justin Bieber.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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