- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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