Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Justin Bieber

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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