What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Pain Olympics.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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