what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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