- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What do I hate? people

knock knock who's there? hope

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

I like that, but why am I happy?

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Communism hehe xd

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