what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Small Penis.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

men's rights activists

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Yellow People !!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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