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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Golf.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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