Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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