Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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