- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

bite me

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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