Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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