- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

I'm Polish.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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