Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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