- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

knock knock? come in

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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