A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

What's brown an sticky Shit

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Go away still nothing to see

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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