You know what's cool? Yep.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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