- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

You know what's cool? Yep.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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