Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

Wow, fuzzy feelings, you just made my top 10.000 friends list. Jk, you my favorite girl right now, I mean my wife is always my favorite, but the kind of love I feel for you, is a completely different kind of love, I consider it the sum of who you are, and I cant say I love you the same, because it is a completely different feeling. Wow, I cant believe I am typing this on horsehead network, by the way Red, you better get out of here, or I am going to have to shut your operations down, sorry for getting serious in the middle of this, but we can meet and be friends, if you promise to take good care of my new friend (you), but getting out of this site, you and your crew. So, sex whenver you feel like and friends for life? How does that sound? I prefer long term agreements.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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