- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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