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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Knock knock Fuck off!

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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