why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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