What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

haha black people :D

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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