A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Dumb

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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