Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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You are joking right?

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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a black man pays his child support

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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