Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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