How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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