Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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andrew wagner

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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penis in the camel

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Whats two plus two Four!

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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