- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Knock knock knock OCD

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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