- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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