- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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