- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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