Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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