- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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