- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??