Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Small Penis.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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