why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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