- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Dwarf Shortage

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

swag

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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