What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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