What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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